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Get
ready to
tantalize your taste buds,
Laugh yourself silly with
the FUNNIEST Gourmet Cooking Classes ever created, plus earn
$10.00-$200.00 over and over at the same time...
... It
doesn't get any better.
It's Mable's Almost Healthy Recipes
Featuring Joe's Gourmet Cooking Classes
and the world famous Smell-A-Meter.
It is a well-known fact that people who don't eat, die. Science
has also discovered that laughter is crucial in maintaining our well being.
However, even though there are an abundance
of cookbooks and comedy sites available online, no one has managed to
combine the two successfully until now.
Mable's "Almost Healthy
Recipes" (which includes Joe's Gourmet Cooking classes) will help
you eat healthy and laugh at the same time.
Our Lawyers
have asked us to issue the following
WARNING; We do not recommend cooking and
listen to Joe's cooking classes at the same time as this may
result in major spillage :-)
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Jane Mark (aka Mable) is a professional cook who ran
Jane's Catering from 1989-2000 serving New York
corporations and private functions. She also created and
ran New York City's first Gourmet Cart located right
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Phil Basten (aka Joe) has never cooked anything but he is the
co-creator of the funniest marketing site online -
The Joe
and Mable show, which more than qualifies him to
comment on Mable's Almost Healthy Recipes. |
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Here's what you get when you order
Mable's
"Almost Healthy Recipes" Cookbook today... |
- 24 easy-to-make, mouth watering recipes from
New York's famed Gourmet Chef extraordinaire, Mable (aka Jane Mark).
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Comprehensive audio instructions from Joe on
how to cook Mable's mouth watering recipes to perfection. You'll
split your sides laughing - Guaranteed.
- Fully illustrated pages you can
admire, eat, and
print out for future reference. We mean eat the recipes, not the
pages.
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Discounts on Dill from participating dills.
- Discounts on horse radish from participating
horses.
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Plus you can make serious money
promoting Mable's Almost Healthy Recipes, and laugh all the
way to the bank.
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Order
Your Copy of Mable's "Almost Healthy" Recipes today. At
just $19.95 it's a steal! |
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But that's not all. In his Gourmet Cooking Classes
Joe will reveal... |
- How to make chicken soup without chicken.
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Why you should buy
chickens with holes in them.
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How
to dress appropriately when cooking and the effect dressing
well has on the quality of the food you're preparing.
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The difference between "a tinch" and "a pinch"
an how this measurement is critical to the success
of your next dinner party.
- And much
more...
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Tantalize your taste buds. Order
Your Copy of Mable's "Almost Healthy" Recipes today. At
just $19.95 you will be glad you did! |
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Wait! There's even more... |
- Never be embarrassed by your spinach salad
again.
- Learn how to
stop your celery from stalking
the other vegetables while cooking.
- Discover how to choose the best beef for
Mable's "Brisket to Die for" and how to use salt as a child minding device.
- Uncover little known facts about
Mayonnaise.
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Tantalize your taste buds and tickle
your funny bone. Order
Your Copy of Mable's "Almost Healthy Recipes" today. At
just $19.95 you will wonder how you survived without it! |
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Access to the World Famous, web-based, Smell-A-Meter. A cool
device which allows you to gauge the success of your cooking
masterpiece.
Special [members-only] discounts on a wide
range of products and services currently being negotiated by Mable for her loyal fans [to
receive these special discounts you'll need to stay a member
of Mable's Almost Healthy Recipes.
Secret cooking
techniques that have been handed down for generations. You
will be able to feed your entire extended family
for less than the cost of four trips to junk food alley.
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Are you ready for the time of your
life? Grab your copy of Mable's "Almost Healthy Recipes" today. At
just $19.95 you will look and feel great! |
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Mable's "Almost Healthy Recipes" is a unique, one-of-a-kind,
cooking masterpiece with worldwide appeal. It's hilarious, entertaining and the recipes are
delicious. Join in the fun, grab
a copy of these wonderful recipes, tell your friends about
it, give them your affiliate link and get paid. You'll find your
affiliate link in the members area.
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PS... Don't let
the zany stuff above distract you from purchasing
Mable's Almost Healthy Recipes...
Mable (aka Jane Mark) is an accomplished cook and professional caterer. These recipes have
been enjoyed by ceo's, top management, and leaders of some of New York's finest
corporations including American Express, Citibank, the Audubon Society, New York University,
to mention but a few... |
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