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Get ready to tantalize your taste buds, Laugh yourself silly with the FUNNIEST Gourmet Cooking Classes ever created, plus earn $10.00-$200.00 over and over at the same time...

... It doesn't get any better.

It's Mable's Almost Healthy Recipes
Featuring Joe's Gourmet Cooking Classes and the world famous Smell-A-Meter.

It is a well-known fact that people who don't eat, die. Science has also discovered that laughter is crucial in maintaining our well being.

However, even though there are an abundance of cookbooks and comedy sites available online, no one has managed to combine the two successfully until now.

Mable's "Almost Healthy Recipes" (which includes Joe's Gourmet Cooking classes) will help you eat healthy and laugh at the same time.

Our Lawyers have asked us to issue the following WARNING; We do not recommend cooking and listen to Joe's cooking classes at the same time as this may result in major spillage :-)

Jane Mark (aka Mable) is a professional cook who ran Jane's Catering from 1989-2000 serving New York corporations and private functions. She also created and ran New York City's first Gourmet Cart located right near the entrance of Central Park.
Phil Basten (aka Joe) has never cooked anything but he is the co-creator of the funniest marketing site online - The Joe and Mable show, which more than qualifies him to comment on Mable's Almost Healthy Recipes.

Here's what you get when you order Mable's "Almost Healthy Recipes" Cookbook today...
  • 24 easy-to-make, mouth watering recipes from New York's famed Gourmet Chef extraordinaire, Mable (aka Jane Mark).

  • Comprehensive audio instructions from Joe on how to cook Mable's mouth watering recipes to perfection. You'll split your sides laughing - Guaranteed.

  • Fully illustrated pages you can admire, eat, and print out for future reference. We mean eat the recipes, not the pages.

  • Discounts on Dill from participating dills.

  • Discounts on horse radish from participating horses.

  • Plus you can make serious money promoting Mable's Almost Healthy Recipes, and laugh all the way to the bank.

Order Your Copy of Mable's "Almost Healthy" Recipes today. At just $19.95 it's a steal!

But that's not all. In his Gourmet Cooking Classes Joe will reveal...
  • How to make chicken soup without chicken.

  • Why you should buy chickens with holes in them.

  • How to dress appropriately when cooking and the effect dressing well has on the quality of the food you're preparing.

  • The difference between "a tinch" and "a pinch" an how this measurement is critical to the success of your next dinner party.

  • And much more...

Tantalize your taste buds. Order Your Copy of Mable's "Almost Healthy" Recipes today. At just $19.95 you will be glad you did!

Wait! There's even more...
  • Never be embarrassed by your spinach salad again.

  • Learn how to stop your celery from stalking the other vegetables while cooking.

  • Discover how to choose the best beef for Mable's "Brisket to Die for" and how to use salt as a child minding device.

  • Uncover little known facts about Mayonnaise.

Tantalize your taste buds and tickle your funny bone. Order Your Copy of Mable's "Almost Healthy Recipes" today. At just $19.95 you will wonder how you survived without it!

You will also receive...

  • Access to the World Famous, web-based, Smell-A-Meter. A cool device which allows you to gauge the success of your cooking masterpiece.

  • Special [members-only] discounts on a wide range of products and services currently being negotiated by Mable for her loyal fans [to receive these special discounts you'll need to stay a member of Mable's Almost Healthy Recipes.

  • Secret cooking techniques that have been handed down for generations. You will be able to feed your entire extended family for less than the cost of four trips to junk food alley.

Are you ready for the time of your life? Grab your copy of Mable's "Almost Healthy Recipes" today. At just $19.95 you will look and feel great!

Mable's "Almost Healthy Recipes" is a unique, one-of-a-kind, cooking masterpiece with worldwide appeal. It's hilarious, entertaining and the recipes are delicious. Join in the fun, grab a copy of these wonderful recipes, tell your friends about it, give them your affiliate link and get paid. You'll find your affiliate link in the members area.

Mable (aka Jane Mark) PS... Don't let the zany stuff above distract you from purchasing Mable's Almost Healthy Recipes...

Mable (aka Jane Mark) is an accomplished cook and professional caterer. These recipes have been enjoyed by ceo's, top management, and leaders of some of New York's finest corporations including American Express, Citibank, the Audubon Society, New York University, to mention but a few...

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